Goat

Greatest of all time or the best at what they do

Tom Brady is the goat of quarterbacks

by Ryan dove May 11, 2019

Goat Mash

A common situation, experience or every day activity that inexplicably becomes disorganized, confused or grossly fucked up.

We Goat Mashed the other team in gears of war 2

by pureownage54 December 21, 2008

goat rooter

Similar to dog rooter- one who does little to no work and instead prefers to fuck goats

“Why didn’t you finish that job Edward? Too busy fuckin’ goats eh? You’re a goat rooter”

by 5 percent nick February 2, 2018

Throat goat

A woman who gives tremendous oral sex

Adna is a throat goat. She gave me that gawk gawk 3000 last night

by 1bdb1 January 19, 2023

goated

to be goated is to be alan. goated is not the greatest of all time, but rather refers to slight definitions you can think of yourself. In the inc class of "26, goated is used as an everyday vocabluary in order to distinguish and define the best from extrodinary. when it comes to alan though, goated has a different meaning entirely.

C: I don't know how to eat pineapples

A: Not goated bro not goated

by andromeda_771 June 2, 2022

Goat

Lionel Messi

Messi is the Goat.

by zilch-nada December 19, 2022

Billy goat

You make goat noises and headbutt the butthole while you scoop it out like pudding

Bend her over spread cheeks and lick while making billy goat noises then headbutt the butthole and finish then faint

by Smokeydd July 7, 2023