penis jockey

A person who knows how to ride a penis properly.

She rode him like a true penis jockey.

by 1/10 September 3, 2003

Penis Touch

When one man's erect penis touches another man's erect penis.

I'm bored dood! You wanna penis touch?

by The JoeyDrama May 21, 2011

Penis fever

When a lesbian experiences strong and uncontrollable urges for penis.

Gretchen: "I've got penis fever."

Carol: "But we're lesbians!"

Gretchen: "I know. But years ago I had a taste of the penis, and despite now preferring the puss I just really want some penis."

Carol: "But why?"

Gretchen: "Because fists don't ejaculate."

by GrodsScott February 1, 2009

penis wrinkle

The wrinkly part of a penis, where nobody likes to touch. Also an insult

She irons penis wrinkles for a living.

by skank ass weasel May 2, 2003

penis sleeve

A penis sleeve is a cylindrical device that is placed on the shaft of the penis, with the aim of increasing stimulation for the person being penetrated. They often have soft bumps intended to provide further stimulation.

"Oh fuck me slowly with a penis sleeve!"

by KushBlazer420 January 6, 2005

penis noggin

A more polite way to call someone a dickhead.

Good sir, I am sorry to say you are in fact a penis noggin.

by The Great Rando July 14, 2002

Penis Gobble

V. Quickly eating, nibbling, or devouring in a limited amount of time on ones penis. Not a desired sexual transaction, unless that is, he or she that is performing the gobbling is dressed as an ass goblin.

"I'm going to penis gobble like it's Thanksgiving"
"While I gobble on your penis, I'll be dressed like an ass goblin"
"Hey bro, kevin gobbled my penis last night"

by PenisGobbler8=====DO: August 14, 2009