Basketball Penis

An extravagant spherical peniscular device.

"Oh, hey, uh, what's up?" Ahaha (aHAhah) baba borl please storp touch my back (spine as it is inside the back) with your wesco dick. Receive a gingerly rubbing with your basketball penis, please instead (thank you, as we are basketball penis) "Ouuuyyoooo Yes."

by tardfag69 December 2, 2019

Penis pill

A pill to harden or strengthen your meat stick. Can be seen at convenience stores or as an add on porn sites.

Person 1: wow I just popped 200 penis pills and had a fucking heart attack

Devil: yeah bud I’m aware. That’s why you’re here. We should have a talk.... you’re gonna be here for a while.

by Penis pill June 17, 2019

electron penis

A penis that's so small that it goes off the scales.

"u have a fucking electron penis"

by c00nk1ller August 15, 2019

penis whopper

When you smack a penis and it jiggles/sway side to side🍆

Penis whopper:

Dude! I just penis whopped the shit out of him!

by Pencil666 January 7, 2018

Shrew Penis

A man that has a pointed shrew penis and very small.

That boy Javon'te gotta Shrew Penis!

by Shrew man January 20, 2020

Penis elongator

This is what the rapist clown uses to have loads of fun with children when he wips out his yoni

yo Did you see that clowns penis elongator

by Eat ur penis April 15, 2020

penis dominance

A state of domination one alpha male has over another, based on the quality of the penis and the person's aptitude in its use.

Niclas: "I was looking for a person that would have a threesome with me and my wife, would you be interested?"
Brendan: "Shure"
Niclas: "Although I have to establish penis dominance first"

by blueballs baby, yea ait April 22, 2020