Wank n' spank

is just another fancy schmancy word for masturbation. That's all. Pretty simple.

For linguists who are working on a masters degree or higher that want to dive deeper into this word, it can also be spelled “wank & spank”, “wankenspank” or “wank and spank”

When I'm horny it is tempting to go wank n' spank.

by Bill Beef July 3, 2025

Blue Badge Wank

A Blue badge wank is achieved when one goes on to a adult cam site and randomly finds an adult with a disability and engages in mutual masturbation.

Mr Ford drank half a bottle of whiskey last night and had his first blue badge experience.
Or Better known as The Blue Badge Wank

by Dr Form November 1, 2020

Tropical wank

A type of masturbation that happens only in an environment where it is hot outside, the window is open and a warm breeze permeates the air. Extra points if there is a fan on or some form of light air conditioning to really get that fruity feeling.

I had a tropical wank last night, you should try it!

by Sensualgreg July 18, 2022

bluetooth wanking

When your friend gets her ankles out and you start having a seizure but everyone thinks you’re wanking.

Nat: “Why are you having a wank without your hands?”

Teg: “It’s just Bluetooth wanking”

by BoardCard November 12, 2019

Wank-while

Wank-while is used when you think something/someone is worth wanking off (or masturbating) to. It is used similarly to the word, "Worthwhile".

That holiday elf porn sure is wank-while.

She isn't the prettiest girl, but i'd still say shes wank-while.

by Dimickun March 22, 2016

focus wank

when a man jacks off in order to be able to focus on the current task at hand

person 1: Where did Mike go?
person 2: He went of for a focus wank

by Percussion97 January 16, 2017

Wank Virgin

Someone who has never masturbated in their life.

Person 1: Bet you haven't got a girl yet.
Person 2: What do you know about it?
Person 1: You look like a virgin.
Person 2: And not only do you look like a virgin you like a wank virgin too so STFU!

by LordJenal May 18, 2022