Off the turf

1. When a turf horse race is moved to the dirt because of rainfall.

2. Also known as the New York Racing Association (NYRA)

Hurricane Swifty brought so much rain the Grade 1 Dave Weaver was moved "Off the Turf."

by C mo Horses December 9, 2018

schacking off

To masturbate for the first time, but not knowing what to to

Damn it jimmy, if you can't figure it out, then don't try schacking off. Its dangerous if you don't know how to do it properly

by illogical philosticist November 29, 2014

twig off

To masturbate by rubbing or penetrating the vagina. The female version of jerk off.

"Jane likes to twig off two or three times a day." "Last night, her boyfriend twigged her off in the car."

by megzany July 3, 2015

Whop off

Masturbate (UK/Australian regional variant of 'whack off')

"Jesus Christ, I just saw a homeless guy whop off on the bus"

by Lieutenant LT Smash July 25, 2013

porkin off

the act of grabbing your penis and pulling on it until you ejaculate

Sorry bro I can't, I'm porkin off later

by timna June 2, 2016

kile off

the act of public masturbation whilst holding a pooping duck.

who wants to go kile off with a group of fat asians?

by paintchip_baby May 22, 2008

egg off

Slang used for a males masturbation, because an egg is hard with a liquid inside.

'I spent the night in my room so I could egg off'

by SecretlyHarryStyles January 15, 2014