Lemon-Man

A powerful corporate being beyond anyone's understanding.

He stood there with his back to his desk on the top floor of Lemon Inc. staring out on the vast horizon. He is the citrus head of the company. He is the Lemon-Man

by BlueXander May 29, 2023

lemon

a sour fruit

when life gives you lemons you squiz them in peoples eyes.

by roll20000 June 13, 2023

Lavonna

thot,hoe,shone, nice sometimes,

lavonna get hoes

by Yktdulyfyi.I.ytdytfy,u June 25, 2023

lemon bumper

A slur usually used for gay women.

"Wow, look at those lemon bumpers."

by sixmisfortunes June 30, 2023

Lemon Beef

When your boyfriend is deathly allergic to lemons so you learn to hate them with a passion.

“I have such lemon beef, man”

by LemonBeef July 9, 2023

Lemon bar

A term, sometimes derogatory, meaning a bisected person.

Stacy: “See dave, he’s a total lemon bar”
Dave: “So what, who cares”

by UrbanDictionaryIsAWebsite July 12, 2023

Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑

here’s the recipe for lemon soup:
9 lemons, 2 cups of water, 6 🍆, 12 🍑, and 7 🍒. you boil the lemons with their skin on for 69 minutes then cut them and juice them into a pot. then you cut up the 🍑🍆🍒 and boil them in the lemon boiling water for 3h. then once you do that, mix all your 🍑, 🍒, 🍆, 🍋, and 💦 together and let simmer for 1h. then add 1-2 cups of brown sugar and mix while still on the heat. let cool then ur done. 🍆🍑🍒🍋 soup.

billy: dude i really want some lemon soup.
james: dude i got the recipe for the best lemon soup. it’s got 🍆🍑🍒 in it too!
billy: cool gimme the recipe for ur Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑
james:bet. once u make this tho ur gonna have all the girls/guys wanting to try ur 🍆🍒🍑🍋💦
billy: bet dude
*billy goes home and makes Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑*
random hot person: hey 😏😏😏😏😏
billy: hey
random hot person: lemme get some of ur 🍆💦🍑🍒😘😘😘😩😩😩
billy: wait do u want my 🍆💦🍆🍒😘😘😫😫💦 or my Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑
random hot person: both 😉
billy: ok bet
*billy and random hot person share some Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑 and 🍆💦🍑🍒😉😫😩😏*
*billy to james on phone*: dude u were right
*james to billy on phone*: yeah dude Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑 gets u girls/guys/nb ppl
*billy to james on phone*: yeah random hot person wanted my 🍋🍆🍒🍑 and 🍆💦🍑🍒😉😫😩😏
*james to billy on phone*: i want ur 🍋🍆🍒🍑 and 🍆💦🍑🍒😉😫😩😏
*billy shows up at james’s house*
billy: bet 😏😏😏🍆💦🍑🍒🍋😫😩😫😫😫😫
the end 😘

by lemon soup July 21, 2023