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Jordan Gonce 

Is a sigma male. Has below average cock. Hits 500 pumps per minute. Is absolutely shit at a lot of things. Attracted to animals.
Hey is Jordan Gonce coming over again?
No he’s busy suckin off his dog
Jordan Gonce by SiggmaGuy76 December 7, 2021
Jordan has the biggest weiner in all of history, and yes you guessed it it’s even better than Maikas. They’re dick is so massive women bow down and praise the all powerful Jordan
Wow dude do you know Jordan right?

Oh yeah! Jordan! The person with the massive dick
Jordan by NotJordanshh December 9, 2021
Jordan (a boy): A nice guy who is usually popular, sporty and accepts basically anyone as a friend. They'll cheer you on and they'll support you no matter what. If you feel attacked go to him. If you get the chance to be friends with one you better take it, buddy.

Jordan (a girl): A nice girl who isn't just amazing but can destroy people in sports too. She's even better than most girls and boys no joke. She usually is chill and she can be quiet but when she is with people she thinks are decent even, you can have a pretty fire conversation. She does well in academics and she is mildly popular. Also did I mention she's cute?
Adam: "You know that guy Jordan?"

Boe: "Yeah I wish I could get to know him. He's great."

Luke: "I wish I could have another lunch with that girl Jordan."

That group of boys: "Ikr"
Jordan by tacocat2101 December 10, 2021

Jordan Bennet 

The act of having relations with an autistic person and making bo2 zombie noises to communicate
“I just want someone to gimme the ol’ Jordan Bennet
Jordan Bennet by Peeweevle’s December 20, 2021
the cutest guy ever had crazy good style rlly good at sports and has beautiful hair and just amazing
he’s so cute his name is prob Jordan
jordan by Djfhfhdu January 1, 2022
Once you meet a Jordan you’ll never forget the time that was spent with him. He is the hottest,funniest,charming guy in your whole school and he can’t help but have his eyes on you all the time.If you are trying to snag a Jordan you need to hurry because all the girls want him and who would blame them.Although he loves to play games, when he looks at your heart just starts to unthaw. It’s incredible how a Jordan could affect so many lives, I know he affected mine<3
Jordan is SO CUTE!!!
Jordan by theyallwant* January 5, 2022