social jetlag

A phenomenon where an individual's sleep patterns are misaligned with societal demands, often resulting from lifestyle choices, such as staying up late on weekends and waking early during the week. This misalignment can lead to feelings of fatigue and decreased productivity.

After staying out late with friends over the weekend, I experienced social jetlag on Monday morning, struggling to adjust back to my early work schedule.

by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025

Weather Jetlag

Coming from a warm place to a colder place (or the other way around) and feeling the temperature more intensely for a few days.

“I just came back from Spain, where it was warm and sunny in November and now I’m having Weather Jetlag in Germany!”

by spirvt November 8, 2025

just cool your jets

It means to just slow down, control your excitement (see hold your horses)

Just cool your jets, your order will be ready in an hour.

by Spirix August 10, 2014

you've been jetered

To be presented with a gift basket post hookup.

Aww girl, you've been jetered.

by you've been jetered September 23, 2014

FagBag With JetLag

This saying can be used when somebody is both gay and retarded

Mark you're a fucking FagBag with JetLag. I said iceberg lettuce, not romaine.

by Travisio7 May 9, 2018

cool my jets

What my boyfriend tells me when I drink too much beer too quickly

“Mika, cool my jets”

by Mikaaaaa November 12, 2018

New York Jets

A team made up of bums who have no iq in football.

Person 1: My favorite team is the Chiefs!
Person 2: My favorite is the New York Jets!
All: Goddamn, you support a bumsquad?

by bumsquad pioneer October 8, 2021