Jump-A-Dump

when you jump and crap at the same time.

Guy 1:Oh my god, you see that guy over there??
Guy 2: yeah... why?
Guy 1: HE JUST DID A JUMP-A-DUMP!!!
Guy 2: damn!

by ConnorDotEXE November 30, 2016

Kids Tylenol Dump

The practice of parents giving their child Children's Tylenol before dropping them off at school, knowing the child is sick with a fever.

Wife: Oh great, our daughter is coming down with something and has a fever. I can't stay home with her because I have a spin class!
Husband: Well I have an important meeting at work so I can't stay home either.
Wife: Looks like we have to pull the old Kids Tylenol Dump!
Husband: Sux to be in elementary school today.

by anonymous January 12, 2021

Cooter dump

The act of eliminating the male ejaculate from a vagina after intercourse.

After him and I had unprotected sex I went pee and took a lil cooter dump!

by Chelchi14 January 17, 2021

Dump

With capital D Is a combination of Donald and Trump.

do you thing that there is a chance for Dump to become the US president

by Dxbee March 17, 2016

Rooster Dump

When you wake up and take your first shit of the day.

Does anyone know a good plumber I can call? I just clogged the toilet with an enormous rooster dump.

by Koknballz May 17, 2017

dump unds

When you have to abandon your underwear and go commando.

I knew I shouldn't have worn my thong. Time to dump unds.

by [redacted] September 7, 2015

Nature-dump

A nature-dump (natural dump) is the term that refers to the act of producing fecal matter in a relaxed, natural manner. Nature-dumps often take longer than normal dumps.

Benjamin had an extra long break today so he decided to take his time in the restroom and take a nature-dump.

by John Rechtman September 24, 2015