When someone is being short in a text conversation giving the other texting party the impression that they are uninterested or simply just boring!
A : “Hey dude what’re you up to today?”
B: “nm”
A: “Oh okay cool! Maybe we can hangout later :) BTW my dog just learned how to do a backflip!”
B: “haha”
A: “Dude you’re so fucking dry”
B: “nm”
A: “Oh okay cool! Maybe we can hangout later :) BTW my dog just learned how to do a backflip!”
B: “haha”
A: “Dude you’re so fucking dry”
by wonderfulturtleman June 6, 2022
Get the Dry mug.Masturbating without touching your hand to your penis. Dry jerking is usually performed through pants and/or underwear using the hand closest to the direction one’s penis curves/points to. If you are circumcised, you can dry jerk by turning your hand face down, wrap it around your penis through the clothing, and move back and forth as you would when you masturbate. If you are uncircumcised, you can dry jerk the same way or by lightly squeezing near the head of the penis in your palm, which also moves the foreskin back and forth, and if you pair it with the thumb of your squeezing hand near the base of your shaft, you will have a very pleasurable experience.
Scenario 1: This internet chick is giving me the biggest hard-on right now. I don’t wanna have to wash my hands later, so I’ll have a dry jerk.
Scenario 2: Ugh. This conference video call is boring me to death. I have to be on camera too. I’ll dry jerk to keep myself alive and hopefully keep my hand from shaking all over the place.
Scenario 2: Ugh. This conference video call is boring me to death. I have to be on camera too. I’ll dry jerk to keep myself alive and hopefully keep my hand from shaking all over the place.
by pizzasnake1 November 27, 2020
Get the dry jerk mug.A sexual activity where the male partner inserts dry ice into the females vagina, then proceeds to ejaculate inside of her, freezing his cum inside her.
by Synthwave0817 December 5, 2019
Get the Freeze Drying mug.Wiping/scrubbing yourself down using water and soap from a sink to clean yourself, without the use of a shower. If you forget/don’t have a towel, you can dry yourself using nearby toilet paper/paper towels. You can take a dry shower to save water, prevent suspicion in others, utilize someone else’s resources, etc.
Scenario 1: I just jerked off and my pubes are so itchy! I can’t just take a big ol’ shower in the middle of the day, my roommates will be suspicious. I guess I’ll take a dry shower to stay quiet.
Scenario 2: It’s been months since I’ve stepped into this ghost town for shelter. It’s a miracle this public restroom still has running water. I better take a dry shower. I may slowly be turning savage, but I’m still civilized.
Scenario 2: It’s been months since I’ve stepped into this ghost town for shelter. It’s a miracle this public restroom still has running water. I better take a dry shower. I may slowly be turning savage, but I’m still civilized.
by pizzasnake1 November 27, 2020
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gerund or present participle: dry docking - simulate sexual intercourse with (someone). More specifically, simulating anal sex.
gerund or present participle: dry docking - simulate sexual intercourse with (someone). More specifically, simulating anal sex.
by Captain Jermaine October 7, 2018
Get the Dry Dock mug.A desert region of the realm of Vassagonia in the world of Magnamund (Lone Wolf). Largely unpopulated, although there are some small villages and nomad caravans involved in trading across the Dry Main.
So-called because of the almost total lack of rainfall. Survival in the Dry Main depends on the ability to locate oases.
The sand in the Dry Main are "vermilion", whatever that means.
So-called because of the almost total lack of rainfall. Survival in the Dry Main depends on the ability to locate oases.
The sand in the Dry Main are "vermilion", whatever that means.
by Andy April 22, 2004
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