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A lot of people seem to have a negative idea about college for some reason...Either they are pretentious fucks, or all the students they know do arts.

College, or university, is a large institute of further learning which one attends after secondary school. Often, students leave home and live on their own with other students, learning how to pay their own bills and keep up a home on their own without calling mum and dad every time some little thing goes wrong.

While at college, it is traditional to consume large amounts of alcohol, marijuana, and sex. Students must also attend lectures and, for the sart people (ie those doing science and engineering) there are labs as well.

College is not like school. In school, the emphasis is completely on memorization, while in college, it is very much on grokking. Also, the lecturers are actual professionals (such as scientists, engineers, lawyers, artists, etc) rather than mere teachers.

After three or four years, the student graduates with a degree. An arts degree is pretty useless, but most others are handy for getting a good job so that the former student may pay back whatever debt they may have accrued.

see also student
I'm in college, studying science. I'm going for degrees in microbiology and biochemistry so that I can find the cure for AIDS and make the world a better place.
by Darth Ridley November 4, 2006
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Franklin College

Small liberal arts college in central Indiana, located approximately 30 minutes south of downtown Indianapolis.
I was accepted at IU, but chose to attend Franklin College instead because I liked the small-school atmosphere.
by Hello345534 July 19, 2007
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Mount Ida College

Private baccalaureate college in Newton, MA
With small classes.
Majors: American Studies, Applied Forensic Science, Bereavement Studies, Business Administration, Biology, Child Development, Child Study, Computer Animation, Criminal Justice,Dental Hygiene, English, Equine Management, Fashion Design, Fashion Merchandising and Marketing, Funeral Home Management, Funeral Service, Graphic Design, Hotel and Tourism Management, Human Services, Interior Design, Liberal Studies, Management, Psychology,Sports Management, Veterinary Technology
Why Ida? From Potential to Achievement that why you should go to Mount Ida College.
by unknownpeep November 7, 2006
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stockton college

a small school in southern new jersey 15 minutes from atlantic city. it shouldn't be called a college because it really is high school due to the excessive drama. People at stockton aren't serious about school and just drink all week and blast loud music in the courts. oh and everyone can't forget the soccer players who think they are the shit..they should be constantly reminded that they play for a division III school. basically worthless
by stockton soccer player March 18, 2005
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Milligan College

A Christian College in East TN. If you don't mind crazy hillbillies teaching you shit that does not make any sense whatsoever this school if for you.
Did you apply to get into Milligan College Billy?

Hell No i want to get an education and a job after i get my degree.
by Kings of school January 19, 2011
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Upper Canada College

I wish my parents could afford Upper Canada College.
by Poor Kid December 13, 2018
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Boston College

where students go instead of Bentley because they do not want to have a job after they graduate. and its not in Boston and its not a college
"Hey, I'm going to Boston College."
"But you won't get a job....."
by itchy face December 15, 2009
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