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Dick Blind

To be "Dick Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.

Dick Blindness can be seen in most attack simps that are found on the internet, but especially on Twitter/X
Richard can't see how much of a bitch Linda is being because the silly old fool has gone dick blind
by CassieWin November 12, 2023
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Pecker Blind

To be "Pecker Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.

Pecker Blindness can be seen in simps that are found in most corners of the internet, but especially in the replies of overly filtered mean girls on Twitter
Richard can't see how much of a bitch Linda is being to everyone; He's gone Pecker Blind
by CassieWin November 12, 2023
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Prick Blind

To be "Prick Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.

Prick Blindness can be seen in simps that are found in most corners of the internet, but especially in the replies of overly filtered mean girls in their 50s who peaked in High School
Richard can't see how much of a bitch Linda is being to everyone; He's gone Prick Blind
by CassieWin November 13, 2023
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fee blind

A person who orders take out from an app (ie DoorDash, instacart, instaeats, etc) without realizing that there are fees that the company screws you with including the hidden ones where they inflate the food prices.
Sandrita had a craving for Panda Express and wanted it delivered for ease and comfort but was fee blind to the fact that the kung pao chicken costs extra and that there’s delivery fees hidden in the food despite them saying “Free Delivery”
by Bojizzle2 February 13, 2024
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Bed Blender

When a girl does continuous 360s on your penis while you are laying on ur back until you cum. Then takes the cum and blends it and drinks it.
Person 1: What did you do last night?
Person 2: Me and my mans did the bed blender.
Person 2: Do you want some I brought it with me!
by Lalal Poopy 👖 April 3, 2024
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Nostalgia Blindness

AKA: Nostalgia-Induced Stupidity

When someone is nostalgic for something that was absolute trash and refuses to acknowledge that it was trash because their memories override all negative thoughts about it.
Split-Screen gaming was super shitty, y'all have nostalgia blindness
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 9, 2024
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Het-Blind

also known as Homo-Vision, Heterosexuality Blindness, Every-Character-Is-Gay Syndrome, or HeteroBlind.

where one (usually a teenager doing harmless headcanons) thinks literally every character is gay. it does no harm to literally anyone aside from heteronormative people who get mad at lgbtq+ teens for headcanoning characters.

Tldr; "no character is heterosexual if i get ahold of them"
Rando 1: OMG literally not everyone is gay in media youre fucking delusional.

Someone doing harmless activities: sorry bru im Het-Blind...
by fox fox April 23, 2024
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