Beached Ass

Word given a old fat ladies ass on granddaddy's head. This usally evolves some kind of anal penetration with the tongue.

1.Please Muffy can ya get this Beached Ass offa ma face ya dam whore.
2.Come on Greg can I beach my ass on your mouth?

by Tim the Gardener May 13, 2003

beanchild

someone with a head shaped like a bean
such as mi friend lol even tho is ed aint like a bean....

oi beanchild gimme some beans
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by bitemeh! November 17, 2006

beached whale

when you whipe your ass and strategicly place the toilet paper on the dry part of the toilet bowl so it surprises the next user and generly needs assistance to get flushed

my wife was pissed i left a beached whale for her

by muffie muffin pants December 17, 2008

beach cities

tag for beach areas in southern orange county in souther california. Mainly including San Clemente and Capo Beach (capistrano beach)

We hit up beach cities for some waves and sun.

by GabbbbbbbbO February 18, 2008

beach

A place that may as well be heaven in disguise. Warning: Beaches may lead to gorgeous tans, adventures, and fun times.

Lol, all my friends are going skiing this winter, but I'm going to the beach! Jealous yet?

by Noone Importantatall March 12, 2015

Beachy

The beach

LETS GO TO THE BEACHY!

by MALDJFQWOPOPWKOQDW GIZZLE July 6, 2011

Bancho

His name is Pancho but hes a bitch

Hey bancho how are you doing

by quirkynips42069 May 25, 2019