angry jellyfish :]

thats me!
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on urban dictonary, im named angry jellyfish : , for some reason

by angry jellyfish :] April 8, 2023

angry birds

I used to jerk off to angry birds. When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn't stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.

i jork it to angry birds

KILL YOUR SELF NOW!!!!

by imsofuckinggaybro May 10, 2024

Angry Tyrant

The Angriest of Tyrants. Often bad at things but their raw strength and anger powers them through it anyways.

"Dude that guy is a total Angry Tyrant"

by LeaderBoob September 3, 2022

Angry/horny srs mage

A wannabe occultist, typically male or male identifying, that's angry because they are sexually repressed due to their maladjusted personality and their magick no longer works well.

Man, that Korbin is an angry/horny srs mage! He should have a spa day.

by Veroxi September 11, 2021

Angry warthog

When your eating a woman out from the back and you double fishhook her right before she cums

I gave her an angry warthog last night and she loved it!

by Os52 June 16, 2022

angry teddy frye

when two homosexuals touch dick eyes over a hairy asshole and it looks like a moustache

dude i cant believe that those guys want to give me an angry teddy frye.

by teddy frye January 2, 2017

The angry jocky

When you are having anal sex from behind. You grab a long tube sock and put it in her mouth, turn on the Lone Ranger Theme song to set the tempo for each thrust.

After we had too much tequila, I done the angry jocky on Sheila.

by Z.A.R. April 30, 2022