dish soap piss wank

dish soap piss wank is a drink it tastes like a mix of the three like some old bloke called steve jizzed in a cup of piss then tried cleaning it out. some people like the taste which is a little kinky. i guess im kinky bc i like dish soap piss wank

ooo yummy thats some great dish soap piss wank

by thepisswankman January 27, 2024

Hanky Wank

When you jerk off or get a hand job that makes you cum hard you scream so loud your bro in the next room cums too from a context orgasm.

Dude, whatever porn you were watching last night caused a straight up Hanky Wank. I’d say get some headphones but that shit was hot.

Bro if you won’t let me watch can you at least be really noisy so I can Hanky Wank along with you?

“Can I have a good old fashioned?”
“Okay honey, but we have to be quiet or our teenager will be Hanky Wanking again…”

by doctordual639 February 29, 2024

Ruby wank

Wanking while on your period.

"Just had a quick ruby wank, made a right mess"

by Beezus37 October 1, 2017

can't-wank-erous

Frustration or irritability resulting from the inability to masturbate on account of a lack of privacy or opportunity.

Frank had relatives in town and was growing increasingly can't-wank-erous.

by ladydady December 16, 2015

Wank

when a british person masterbates they call it a wank

"Alright im going to have a wank"

by bigfatwank July 17, 2022

Wank nozzle

Wank nozzle, a term used as a synonym for ‘dick’ or ‘dickhead’.

“Ugh that boy is such a wank nozzle”

by PigmentedPlum June 10, 2021

Towby wank

The act off sitting on the tow ball off your car whilst wanking

The nice salesman at the Toyota dealership let me test drive the car and do a Towby wank to see if the car was right for me

by Noah fox gibbons November 30, 2021