by TRIGGBLOKE June 4, 2021
Get the wank socketmug. When receiving oral from a partner, pull out quickly and cum in their eye.
As they shoot up, you get up and kick them in a shin.
They will be hopping around on one leg, one hand over an eye like a patch and shouting “arggghhhh”
As they shoot up, you get up and kick them in a shin.
They will be hopping around on one leg, one hand over an eye like a patch and shouting “arggghhhh”
by King Crumb & Stains February 18, 2025
Get the Pirate Wankmug. 
is just another fancy schmancy word for masturbation. That's all. Pretty simple.
For linguists who are working on a masters degree or higher that want to dive deeper into this word, it can also be spelled “wank & spank”, “wankenspank” or “wank and spank”
For linguists who are working on a masters degree or higher that want to dive deeper into this word, it can also be spelled “wank & spank”, “wankenspank” or “wank and spank”
by Bill Beef July 3, 2025
Get the Wank n' spankmug. A Blue badge wank is achieved when one goes on to a adult cam site and randomly finds an adult with a disability and engages in mutual masturbation.
Mr Ford drank half a bottle of whiskey last night and had his first blue badge experience.
Or Better known as The Blue Badge Wank
Or Better known as The Blue Badge Wank
by Dr Form November 1, 2020
Get the Blue Badge Wankmug. by blUeagLeye23 June 28, 2023
Get the wankingmug. Wank-while is used when you think something/someone is worth wanking off (or masturbating) to. It is used similarly to the word, "Worthwhile".
That holiday elf porn sure is wank-while.
She isn't the prettiest girl, but i'd still say shes wank-while.
She isn't the prettiest girl, but i'd still say shes wank-while.
by Dimickun March 22, 2016
Get the Wank-whilemug.