Waffles

A term used to describe a situation that makes no sense at all, or cannot be explained.

George Bush got re-elected? Dude, that's waffles.

by Invisible Walrus August 6, 2011

Waffle Pawed

verb to UTTERLY beat a large number of online players on any or all first person shooters.

This guy was COD last night, shot him straight in the head, he hella got waffle pawed!

by Elias Lewis June 23, 2011

Spicey Waffle

When the female puts hot sauce in her mouth and proceeds to give head and the male cums making a mixture which they put on the females pussy and the male proceeds to lick it up.

Jack and andrew love a good spicey waffle before breakfast

by LBazz69 November 1, 2011

glint waffle

a camping no scoping sniper on call of duty

you fucking glint waffle

by camboslice September 1, 2011

Greasy Creek Waffle Iron

A sexual maneuver in which you deficate on your partners chest and them press down on the pile with a waffle iron. You then cum on the pile to make syrup.

Dude I totally gave that prostitute a Greasy Creek Waffle Iron

by pimpdaddy007 September 5, 2011

Fourth of July Waffles

a sexually transmitted disease. Comes from the term waffle, for vagina.

I have to go to Planned Parenthood to get some cream...I've got major Fourth of July Waffles.

by vanessasarah13 October 10, 2011

Waffling

Lounging and talking and not really doing work. to waffle is to avoid doing hard things

you could ask your teacher, “can we just waffle today?”

“stop waffling and do your homework”

by idrk123 October 11, 2023