grand canyon university 

Could very well be the worst on-campus University in the United States. It is the only university in the country that would accept anything that walks on two legs and has a pulse. People with sat scores in the 900's get accepted to this school. Also, it has a graduation rate of 29%.

It's business school and engineering school are unaccredited, yet the university was founded in 1949.

Everybody that goes here say they go to the best university in Arizona and they will get connections through Colangelo because that's what the business school is named after. I say again: they will accept almost anyone

Tyler: my girl just said she going to the worst school in the country

Me: Grand Canyon University?

grand canyon university by Tytsims November 22, 2017

Southwestern University 

Extremely small, gorgeous university in the suburbs of Austin, Texas. Popular location for the studies of spoiled, well-maintained, rich kids. With approximately 3 girls for each guy enrolled, Southwestern University is an excellent school for less-then attractive rich boys to flash their cash and get laid, while forcing the very attractive females to adjust their standards. With such a small student body, and huge girl-guy ratio, the dating pool is inevitably inter-crossed between friends, ex’s and drunken hookups from the previous Wednesday of skanky fraternity partying. An excellent choice for the “daddy’s girl” and the “tool” guy who needs a fraternity to fit into. All-in-all, students are very happy with their lives while at Southwestern.

Father: “Honey, time to choose where you want to go to college”
Daughter: “I already know I want to go to Southwestern University!”
Father: “GREAT, a small school, very sheltered, you’ll like it.”
Daughter: “Yes, but can I have a new BMW 5-series, Prada purse, and your credit card… just so I can fit in?”
Father: “AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!”

Southwestern University by ride 'em October 23, 2005

university of tennessee

The University of Tennessee is a school down by the river in Knoxville, TN. Known for football and massive alcoholism. Other in the South seem to perceive it as a school for rednecks.

University of Tennessee FTW!

university of tennessee by Terrell P. November 29, 2005

University of New England

Hick-Ville, Boring, Cold

The University of New England is where people "drive" around tractors. They all love country music. Girls meet tall skinny white boys. Guys are lucky to meet a nice girl because the girls usually become lesbians because the guys suck so bad.

University of New England by Jc05 October 28, 2006

Soka University of America 

Soka University is a four-year liberal-arts college and graduate school in Aliso Viejo, CA. Half of the students are from the US and half from 40 other countries. SUA is founded upon peace, human rights and the sanctity of life and every student studies abroad for a semester -- it's a requirement for graduation.

SUA fosters "global citizens dedicated to living a contributive life." www.soka.edu

Soka University of America -- One mile from the Pacific Ocean and on the way to making a difference.

Soka University of America by pixide April 15, 2010

Wingate University 

A university in southern North Carolina in the city of Wingate. A small (formerly southern baptist) university with approximately 2, 000 students. Has one of the leading Pharmacy programs and Schools of Education in the state.

Wingate University believes in faith, knowledge, and service

Wingate University by countyLT76 March 1, 2011

Alfred University 

Only the best university ever. Its mad good Art school and its insane engineering school, mixed in with the Liberal Arts school make for a sick diversity of students that just adds to the flavor. Theres never a shortage of parties, however many are overly packed (ie any house that is referred to by a number or by an orginization name: 38/Rugby House 5/Soccer House), but Nate's house is always superb. It's also insanely better than the shit across the street, better known as Alfred State.

Person 1: Hey look its Alfred University
Person 2: Holy shit, lets go get fucked at Nate's House, his Hooka is always mad smooth.

Alfred University by TylerC101 December 9, 2008