Desmond the moon bear

The best character in the asdf movie

How did I get here? quoted by desmond the moon bear

by anonymous March 9, 2023

Blood Moon

There are all kinds of strange theories claiming it was a sign of the beginning of the end times, but it's really just the red light wavelengths bending over the Earth's atmosphere and reflecting off the Moon's surface. It is really kind of eerie to see the Moon glow orange.

Guy: "Hey isn't it November 8th? Don't forget to vote! Hey what's that up in the sky?"
Guy2: " It's a Blood Moon! Better tell the ones you care about to stockpile food Cuz shit's about to get real!"

by vitaliconrad November 8, 2022

Moon gooning

You blow the head off a buffalo then you goon under the moon light.

"The Boys and I were going to go moon gooning tonight"

by Fartnugget36 November 19, 2023

Moon

A very nice guy who makes other people's days by being themselves, that meaning they're kind, sweet and nice to talk to. Great friend to have around.

A: Moon is such a nice guy.
B: I know right? He's such a sweetheart.

by Ramsesss April 15, 2021

Crescent Moon

The act of beating off in a king sized bed with 5 other men licking your asshole and one other man licking your nipples.

The boys and I performed the Crescent Moon with no adult supervision.

by ErectAndDisfunctional_36 April 22, 2022

Moon-bat

A bat from the moon

I saw a moon-bat earlier today

by Rubbertoechicken June 7, 2019

Button Moon

The bejewelled parallel universe into which the observer is dropped upon administering a high dose of Dimethyltryptamine. Occuring a few seconds after the cosmic rubber band is stretched across the shortest route between the eardrums and twanged by the machine elves in mesemeric symphony, it is characterised by jaw-dropping awe at the brilliant visions of technicolour fractal gifts progressively mutating while Lawnmower Man vomits baked beans and M&Ms out of of the observer's own eyes. Reference to the Thames Television animated series enjoyed by millions of children in the 1980s, which, at 10 minutes per episode, lasted as long as a DMT trip does.

Q: Mrs Spoon, could you take the pipe from me in a moment? I'm off to Button Moon and I don't want it to drop it when the machine elves spew baked beans into my brain.
A: Of course I can, Mr Spoon.

by Movis123 October 17, 2013