Gym wood

When you get a raging boner at the gym.

Bro, that Instagram chick was working out right next to me last night, and she gave me major gym wood.

by Jeromeleggings March 8, 2022

Wood

Typically refers to another white man that’s been in and out of the correctional system. “Peckerwood” was a term derived by black prison gangs to make fun of white inmates. The same in mates later took pride on the name and it was then shortened to “wood” in a common greeting.

Don’t slip don’t slide, Nazi Lowride wood.

by 2316WPWW December 2, 2018

On the wood

When you pay for goods and services in hard currency such as cheeses or honeybuns; as opposed to paying on the bubble which will eventually get your ass smashed off the yard.

Crazy Joe? That guy is one of our best customers he always pays on the wood.

by bookofevans February 6, 2022

Put wood in t' oil

A phrase used in parts of Yorkshire, mainly in South Yorkshire as a way to tell someone that they need to shut thier face

Bob: "blah blah blah, random bollocks"
Jim: "Put wood in t' oil will thy, you're getting on me wick"

by Proper Sheffield lad July 30, 2021

wooded

To shut yourself away from others by building a figurative wall around you.

Person 1: How's Sherry been?
Person 2: I don't know, I haven't seen her in a while. She's been completely wooded.

by idk who need this but i care4u January 18, 2023

Canadian Wood Hump

The "Canadian Wood Hump" is a unknown sex position used by not many. It starts where two Canadians get a log a lot of lube and use a catapult to anally penetrate the log into the ass, Then sculpture it into a wood statue therefore crushing the male/female who got penetrated by the wood.

"Hey Jake wanna do the Canadian Wood Hump?!"
"Well Sure De Doo i would like to jess."

by Canadian Wood Hump February 8, 2021

Connor Wood

Knucklehead Fucking 32 teeth He is smiling like a fool Partying like bitches 7/24 cause he is an unemployed loser.

Fucking wannabe ugly little fake ass

A:"Here comes this idiot again"
B: " Who?"
C:" Connor Wood"
A: "Some cheesy wannabe bitch I don't want to be in the same place let's get outta here."

by cinidrot May 13, 2022