Jordan

Having a big ass head

Damn you lookin like a Jordan today

by Himothy06 October 20, 2022

jordan

has a big pp

wow look at that jordan

by lolnogæhœ January 12, 2020

Jordan Peterson

I don't think this is knowable.

Joe Rogan: Jordan, did you shit in the sink?
Jordan Peterson: You're going to have to define "sink" and what exactly it means to "shit".
Ben Shapiro: A sink is a a fixed basin with a water supply and a drain. "Shit" is an English-language profanity. As a noun, it refers to fecal matter, and as a verb it means to defecate; in the plural, it means diarrhea.
Jordan Peterson: So by your logic, even a toilet is a sink?
Joe Rogan: Fuck you, Jordan.

by Palm Knee July 1, 2025

Jordan

Jordan is a fucking goat and gets all the bitches he wants with his amazing Cock

Omg is that Jordan I love his cock

by Jimmy mate November 23, 2021

Jordan

Person who typically if is not always a blue haired Biden voting flower cutting ford fiesta driving liberal who sucks at vayne bot

My 2 in 6 Jordan needs to work on his game mechanics

by ohthatpie December 19, 2024

Jordan Matter

A YouTuber with 19 million subscribers. He is best known for making videos with his annoying pick-me daughter named Salish Matter.

Guy 1: Do you watch Jordan Matter?
Guy 2: Only if Salish isn’t in the video.

by Salish Matter March 23, 2024

Jordan

a white country, cow tippin' micro-penis boy, who gets no bitches

Jordan is a bitch.

by justinpimpin'rolin44 June 27, 2022