Jimmy Intercourse

A music star, performing alongside his bandmates: David Babymaker and Ronald Reagan.

You know who the best musician is? Jimmy Intercourse.

by FirewildX November 23, 2024

Jimmy

Weak, helpless individual, incapable of functioning within society.

Johantus bullied Jimmy, for he was weak and therefore an easy target.

by SmellTwiceStinkLater March 10, 2023

Jimmy's magic patch

Describes a fabric patch with mismatched patterns that's been sewn onto damaged fabric to fix the clothing. British WW2 slang named after a comic strip called "Jimmy and his Magic Patch" that appeared in The Beano in 1944, a story about a schoolboy who frequently time-traveled by accident thanks to a patch sewn on the back of his school trousers.

My jacket's right elbow ripped, but luckily, I sewed it up with Jimmy's magic patch.

by animalhairlinejonson September 22, 2021

Jimmy

A person that thinks they can roast but is too fucking stupid to realise that they are just using old, recycled roasts from the internet and passing them off as their own. This person is one that you don't want to get into an argument with, as you will probably want to either beat his face in, walk away laughing so hard you'll asphixiate at his stupidness, or die.

Brad: Yo, I met a Jimmy yesterday.
Jim: Really, how the fuck are you still alive.
Brad: I don't know, but the little bastard was so annoying I wanted to either drown, hang myself, shoot myself in the head, or just fucking die.
Jim: Man, that must have been really bad. I feel sorry for you

by DORA IS FUCKING INANE BULLSHIT July 10, 2019

Jimmy

Jimmy a Faggot that plays minecraft and gets bullied. He also a cunt with a little dick.

He's a big hoe and a fag

Faggot: Jimmy

by Fortnite,more, like,Minecraft6 April 9, 2019

Jimmy that John

when a direct object (the john) enters another object or space (the jimmy). inspired by the sandwich chain in which the sandwich is the john and the wrapper is the jimmy. this applies to any situation in which something enters a place of any sort. this is a grammatical/philosophical concept.

“i really jimmed this john”
“im gonna jimmy that john” (put something somewhere)

“the book is the jimmy the john is the story”

“the mouth is the jimmy the food is the john”
“if you spend your whole life jimmying other johns will you ever get your john jimmied”

by thejohner May 16, 2025

Gettin' the ole' Jimmy

When you shove both of your fists into her pussy and spread your fingers, into a starfish shape.

"what did he do with you last night" "oh, i was gettin' the ole' Jimmy"

by Spionixx December 7, 2017