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I'll be a dipped twat in a pig's pocket
Comparison to being like a precocious child who very blatantly does what it takes to get some shakes: literally, putting your hand in his/her pocket and fishing for it. Too young and/or stupid to be embarrassed.
Well, I'll be a dipped twat in a pig's pocket if that ain't the prettiest smile I've seen since my last round 'about this corner.
I'll be a dipped twat in a pig's pocket by enviroman June 29, 2011
Sad twat
Anyone who looks at Hentai.
Watched by nerds and the Wapanese who have nothing else better to do than look as ugly naked cartoons.
Sad bastards.
Watched by nerds and the Wapanese who have nothing else better to do than look as ugly naked cartoons.
Sad bastards.
I mean, what is so good about it? All it is is stupid drawings of naked people with over exaggerated anatomy. How can a 10 year ols boy have a 12 inch erection? How can 6 year old girls have big breasts? Honestly, if you like this stupid crap then your obviously a faggot that can't get laid.
Sad twat by Psycho Bitch April 14, 2004
Floppy Twat
Jake: Hey man, can I borrow one of your condoms for my hot date tonight?
Floppy Twat: No man, I don't have enough left.
(Floppy Twat knows he isn't going to use them, but makes Jake suffer anyway)
Jake: You floppy twat.
Floppy Twat: No man, I don't have enough left.
(Floppy Twat knows he isn't going to use them, but makes Jake suffer anyway)
Jake: You floppy twat.
Floppy Twat by Ahgodamit June 20, 2004
posh twat
Basically, and with some variations..
A posh twat is an incredibly blonde girl, who, though dislike by most, thinks everyone wants to be them. Don't be fooled though, their only friends are each other. Role models include The Plastics and Paris Hilton. Posh Twats exhibit behavior such as pretending to be bisexual so people pay attention to them, continually repeating how they "dont care" what you think of them, and taking myspace pictures with weird pouty expressions.
A posh twat is an incredibly blonde girl, who, though dislike by most, thinks everyone wants to be them. Don't be fooled though, their only friends are each other. Role models include The Plastics and Paris Hilton. Posh Twats exhibit behavior such as pretending to be bisexual so people pay attention to them, continually repeating how they "dont care" what you think of them, and taking myspace pictures with weird pouty expressions.
Posh Twat: OMG STOP STARING AT MEEEEEEEEEEE
Kid 1: ...I was looking at my girlfriend behind you.
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Posh Twat: And like, I was so upset, because like the car they wanted to buy me was like, purple instead of like, white. I need my girlfriend to come make me feel better. :(
Kid 1: ...I was looking at my girlfriend behind you.
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Posh Twat: And like, I was so upset, because like the car they wanted to buy me was like, purple instead of like, white. I need my girlfriend to come make me feel better. :(
posh twat by LeleNanaKiki October 29, 2007