I started by cleaning up the clutter. Then, I cleaned out and unclogged the sink. Next, I bleached the kitchen and clean the stove. I replaced my dinky plastic bookshelf with the real wooden bookshelf I got a while ago. I swept the carpet (because it was took late to vacuum). Organized my random shit I had laying around (cords, cologne, etc.). Then I cleaned the bathroom. If I didn’t have to sleep to go work 2 jobs I would have bleached the walls and vents. What’s the cripple doing? Being waited on, hand and foot, and having women brought to him to suck his dick?
Hym “Because the bare minimum I can manage is the maximum amount that is possible in a given amount of time. Now what happens? Does the retard’s impaled corpse appear outside my window when I wake up? No? Does someone explain to me how Dr. Bus is quoting the things I said to a guy the day after I say them? No? Are all of my problems external and not a reflection of my inability or behavior? Yes. And now I’m allowed to criticize you all.”
by Hym Iam October 18, 2022
by mr. huckstable doc worthy August 30, 2006
can i have yo number?
slick and cool ..
guaranteed to get you a hair slap as those girls walk away so fast!
slick and cool ..
guaranteed to get you a hair slap as those girls walk away so fast!
by Angelacia July 16, 2009
Man: "So let me get this straight, you have 3 kids and don't have a car or a job?"
Woman: "Yes."
Man: "Can I call you right back?"
Woman: "Yes."
Man: "Can I call you right back?"
by Porkzilla July 18, 2011
by LAFONDAAA January 16, 2009
This is something a friend says to you while at school or work when they are having a long day if someone asks you this and you say no you should throw your self into a hole and stay their give this friend lots of head scratch’s and stroke them like a cat
Friend: hey are you okay
Sad friend: *baby eyes shakes head
Friend: do you want anything
Sad friend: Can I lay my head on you
Friend: yeah for sure
Sad friend: *baby eyes shakes head
Friend: do you want anything
Sad friend: Can I lay my head on you
Friend: yeah for sure
by Leave me alone bitch November 02, 2021
A phrase used by the most unthoughtful people in the world, usually in the food and service industry. This is a common phrase that is used when the person ordering (usually at a restaurant) cannot make their mind up for the life of them and constantly need their hand held for the rest of their lives. If a person tells someone their order intending to dine in, and after the order is done they tell the worker they actually “want it to go”, then that is a sign that that person is very inconsiderate and should be killed immediately for taking up the time of the worker and making them do more work for their extremely entitled needs, needs that they have to meet even though they aren’t paid nearly enough.
If you do this, please understand that you will be sent to hell immediately after you die for not following the unspoken code of restaurants and that worker has realized how much of a piece of shit you really are, you Karen bitch.
If you do this, please understand that you will be sent to hell immediately after you die for not following the unspoken code of restaurants and that worker has realized how much of a piece of shit you really are, you Karen bitch.
Customer: “Can I get (a huge order that the employee clearly can’t do their self but has to because they will be fired if they don’t)”
Employee: “Sure, I can be ready with your order soon.”
30 minutes later…
Employee: “Here is your order. Now is there anything else I can help you with?”
Customer: “Actually, can I have that to go please?”
Employee: “You have to be the stupidest fucking person on earth to think I’m going to bag your mountain of an order right after I made you it specifically to dine in? Well I have to because my manager is right behind me.”
Employee: “Sure, I can be ready with your order soon.”
30 minutes later…
Employee: “Here is your order. Now is there anything else I can help you with?”
Customer: “Actually, can I have that to go please?”
Employee: “You have to be the stupidest fucking person on earth to think I’m going to bag your mountain of an order right after I made you it specifically to dine in? Well I have to because my manager is right behind me.”
by aynthoenie August 29, 2021