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National Slap Short People Month

During the month of november you can slap anyone under 5'6" with no consequences.
Hey,it's National Slap Short People month!
by Im_Bad_At_Game October 8, 2022
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Short Man Mad

A degree of anger most commonly found within men that have short man syndrome but can be experienced by anyone.

Very mad but without anything to do about it.
“My manager has me short man mad bro”

“Bro calm down you’re gettin short man mad”
by Rutebega July 21, 2022
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Short energy

When a person projects energy that makes them seem smaller than they are. Or they're actually short.
Wow! Riot has MEGA short energy.
by Thathandsomedevil12 July 14, 2022
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throw short people day

on March 25th, you throw the shortest person in your area at 1:18pm
I threw Angie 50ft on throw short people day
by Mrdabman March 25, 2022
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Short sleeved magician

Someone that is very predictable.

<You can see whats coming.>
Some Guy: "So uh, Frank called me on my birthday; then he asked me if he could borrow some money."

Demetri: "Pfft, Frank... That guys a real short sleeved magician."
by frggr March 2, 2010
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Short Cock Syndrome

People who suffer from Short Cock Syndrome suffer from an insanely short cock and barely have rizz. This is mainly found in 79.368% of men and mainly found in Asian people and barely found in Black people. If you suffer from Short Cock Syndrome you have lower self-esteem and may suffer from having less game.
Tyrone: Hey did you guys hear Ching Wang suffers from Short Cock Syndrome

Tyreek: What a loser
by Candis November 16, 2022
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Short

Short is what the gremlin is imagine being short hold that L
Me: yo what’s short
Person: short is that gremlin over there
by Not gremling September 15, 2022
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