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Michael Jordan

He is a great NBA player, but he is the most overrated player in NBA history, with LeBron James, who's also great, as the second most overrated player in NBA history. When people talk about the GOAT, they mostly goat go Mwith one of them, but in reality it is either Wilt Chamberlain or Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and with Bill Russell being the 3rd greatest player of all time. I mean sure, the six championships are an impressive accomplishment, as are the six finals MVPs, but they weren't exactly against great teams, but they weren't bad, either.
Michael Jordan does NOT walk on water, despite what Jordansexuals think that he does.
by PhoenixGamer34 August 23, 2022
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Most Jordans can be smelly and sometimes stinky. If you look really close in her hair you can see lil specks of feces and wittle critters. But most of the time it's on her finger... Its green... Like Ms. Michauds jacket. A deep dark disgusting ugly swamp looking green. It seems as if she really loves this green shade because she just 2 days ago got her nails done the SAME shade. True story, one time, in Spanish class since we both have the same teacher, I saw her get up from her chair, pick her butthole and SNIFFED it. Not joking. SNIFFED. S-N-I-F-F-E-D. You might be wondering why I am writing such a hateful paragraph.. So ill tell you.. Right after the event above.. She.. Wiped the finger.. on my favorite white shirt.. Now there is a trail of feces on it. DO NOT COME NEAR ANYONE NAMED. MY WARNING FROM ME TO YOU
Jordan. The green beast.
by anonymous December 4, 2024
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Simply put…Jordan is a dick. He is a horrible person who thinks he is above everyone else. He is very funny and good looking but don’t let that deceive you from how horrible he really is.
Person: wow Jordan is such an awful person
Person 2: I know right!? I can’t believe he has friends
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sono Jordan

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Jordan Taylor

Wow, you Jordan Taylor'd that excel sheet. May as well call you Jimmy Newtron.
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A Jordan will whoop your ass in fortnite. His ethnic descent comes from a long ancestral cult called ‘GOAT’. Taking this into consideration, he is usually referred to as a goat by his friends and family. Jordan’s are very rare, so if you do have a Jordan in your life, protect him and respect him.
Fortnite gamer: yo, who’s that goat running at us with a rocket launcher??.?
Jordan: I’m coming for you nig*er !
by Damien Harbotleswith April 4, 2020
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An amazing girl who is always there for her friends when they need her. A Jordan is hardworking and tough and can get through anything! Some people take her for granted and think she's being a bitch, but in reality she's hurting inside. A Jordan loves all animals, and she loves sweet things and food. If you ever have a Jordan as a friend, care for her, be willing to follow her to the ends of the Earth, and she'll do the same for you.
Jordan was the only person that comforted me in my time of sorrow.
by Anonymouse and cheese April 14, 2019
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