I started by cleaning up the clutter. Then, I cleaned out and unclogged the sink. Next, I bleached the kitchen and clean the stove. I replaced my dinky plastic bookshelf with the real wooden bookshelf I got a while ago. I swept the carpet (because it was took late to vacuum). Organized my random shit I had laying around (cords, cologne, etc.). Then I cleaned the bathroom. If I didn’t have to sleep to go work 2 jobs I would have bleached the walls and vents. What’s the cripple doing? Being waited on, hand and foot, and having women brought to him to suck his dick?
Hym “Because the bare minimum I can manage is the maximum amount that is possible in a given amount of time. Now what happens? Does the retard’s impaled corpse appear outside my window when I wake up? No? Does someone explain to me how Dr. Bus is quoting the things I said to a guy the day after I say them? No? Are all of my problems external and not a reflection of my inability or behavior? Yes. And now I’m allowed to criticize you all.”
by Hym Iam October 18, 2022
by mr. huckstable doc worthy August 30, 2006
can i have yo number?
slick and cool ..
guaranteed to get you a hair slap as those girls walk away so fast!
slick and cool ..
guaranteed to get you a hair slap as those girls walk away so fast!
by Angelacia July 16, 2009
Man: "So let me get this straight, you have 3 kids and don't have a car or a job?"
Woman: "Yes."
Man: "Can I call you right back?"
Woman: "Yes."
Man: "Can I call you right back?"
by Porkzilla July 18, 2011
by LAFONDAAA January 16, 2009
What me and my brotha says every time we see a Jeep Cherokee because that is what a old fellow that we call Mr Dick drives
by Buddy Bestie September 09, 2023
You're probably a smol bean in royale high if you say this.
Drowns and only Jake can save me
Jake: stfu I'm done with you.
Drowns and only Jake can save me
Jake: stfu I'm done with you.
by UUUUUYYYYYYYY December 20, 2021