the french

A group of people known for last names such as: Fontaine, Balenciaga, Anouilh (which means slow worm), Beauséjour, Ferrière, and more.
"Why do the french have such difficult to pronounce last names."
by xXXmillennialcoolXXx February 14, 2022
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French Monday

When you smoke a joint and then proceed to Eiffel Tower a woman
“It feels like a French Monday too”
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INDIRECT FRENCH KISS

Yes not just the INDIRECT KISS but was they on an ASSHOLE.
I drank from a water bottle as I was so FUCK THIRSTY that it was my training already that INDIRECT FRENCH KISS to any SHITTY ASSHOLE.
by SIXTIES LITTLE GIRL August 21, 2021
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French Bukowski

The act of grabbing a baguette , smearing poop like nutella in it , and offering it to other people as a snack or meal.
“Last night Lisa was giving me so much shit, I went to the kitchen, made a French Bukowski, and gave it to her… EAT SHIT LISA!”
by JoseAMelbollo June 27, 2023
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French shotgun

Where "shotgun" is defined as sharing smoke (i.e. weed, etc.) between 2 people that ends in a french kiss.
My girlfriend gave me a french shotgun while getting stoned.
by MasterJeffy69 November 20, 2022
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french jousting

when a man is across the room from another man and they run at each other in full pace and collide penis first in the ways of jousting
chad kroeger is the epitome of a french jousting high champion what a douche
by jren June 12, 2012
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French abortion

A French abortion is when a woman performs oral on a man then proceeds to spit the man’s semen into a shot glass the man then drinks the shot
Gave the misses the old French abortion last night
by Dipshit douglas December 22, 2022
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