Mother Parking Car

A polite synonym for Motherfucker, Muthafucka and likeminded phrases.
You kidding me... MOther PArking CAr.... I wanna kill him...
by ilam nebrann January 30, 2011
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car park money

In certain parts of Belfast if something costs 2 quid it might be referred to as 'Car Park Money'... Similar to the definition of 1 quid being a Yogi and the item you are paying for being also a Yogi
Worker: That's £1.60 please
Customer: Here is 2 quid
Worker: Ah, Car Park Money
by FactcheckGuy August 23, 2017
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Help steal car

Please with me now now or have to tell your brother and have hit you with a frying pan
I want help to steal a car ford cortina to be precise help steal car please or you in a frying pan flexseal and a 86 will be having fun
by Mismagiustarbucks May 03, 2019
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Dutch car wash

When you eat ass and vag in the shower.
1) It was his first time with analingus so he played it safe and went for a Dutch car wash.

2) "Make sure you turn the shower head away while you're giving a Dutch car wash so you don't drown."
by Jrmillertime May 07, 2023
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Urban Car wash

The act of passing your genitalia over the back of somebody's head who is sitting down.
AJ just gave Isaiah's afro an urban car wash.
by Carla chameleon August 06, 2013
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Mexican Car Stereo

What you might get to have in your car if you are too dirt cheap to afford a real car stereo. It may consist of either:

A). You or someone else in your car keeping(or at least trying to keep) everyone entertained by singing songs and/or making "music" by making sounds with your mouth and tapping and banging on objects with your limbs.

Or:

B). Having an entire band of musicians in your vehicle playing for you(particularly if they are not playing electronic instruments). This is a more logical alternative if you're driving a vehicle with enough room, like say a van, or a large truck.

Optional: Both methods can also be accompanied by having a Mexican subwoofer along.
Ex 1: FFS, man someone tell that Mexican car stereo back there to shut up!! I'm trying to enjoy our new system here!

Ex 2:
Doug: Now what, Wayne? How are we supposed to enjoy our trip on the open road now that the fucking border cops have found our Mexican car stereo and dumped 'em all in the Rio along with all their mariachi gear?
Truck Driver: No worries, Doug, at least we've got a little somethin' for ya to play an equally pleasing tune on. *unzips pants*
Doug: Awwww yeah. *goes down on truck driver's lap*

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by Mark H November 17, 2006
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