French Martini

A sexual act in which the tongue is inserted into a partner's ear. Usually the result of overenthusiastic foreplay and/or alcohol.

Sarah gave me a French Martini last night, that's why she's sleeping on the couch.

by ipopiad September 2, 2016

French Threesome

A threesome involving one woman and two men, though not inherently homosexual in nature. Often associated with the "Eiffel Tower" sex position.

"Hey dude, me and my girl were wondering if you wanted to have a French Threesome with us?"
"Yeah man, I'm totally down!"

by TheOnionQueen September 8, 2021

french onion ring

When a French being or someone from French descent sits on another's face and they put their lips into the other persons asshole, causing it to form a ring that smells like onion

ADAM, That French onion ring was amazing

by Whales102 March 5, 2015

french butter keeper

A french butter keeper is a term defined as the rectum of quadruple dwarf amputee former can-can dancer.

Every well appointed french kitchen has a french butter keeper propped in the corner.

by Jacques DuBeur December 9, 2013

French Horn of Africa

frenCH ˈhôrn of æf rɪ.kə
noun.
The act of fellatio on a man (classically of African origin or descent) while simultaneously inserting one's hand into their anus in analogous fashion to the manner in which the musical instrument is played.

Lattrell had a very severe erection when he gave Demarcus a french Horn of Africa

by FrenchStewartHorn September 11, 2023

French Door

When you french kiss a girl without touching lips or swapping spit... just slapping tongues on the outside.

I totally didnt make out with Taylor but I gave her the french door

by JDizz Beeyatch April 6, 2019

French-transclusion

French-transclusion refers to the quadrant of ideas which make up French social science.

They are: 1. What is the smallest unit in the universe. 2. How many units or units of measurement are there in the universe? 3. What is the smallest UNIT of measurement in the universe? These three ideas, comprising scientific realism, are joined by a fourth idea from science-religion (French social science) called transclusionism.

In transclusionism, additive-inclusion is the question. Whether 8 contains 7 whether future thoughts contain prior thoughts and how each moment remembers the past moment. Ie. There are no apparent SEAMS between the moments.

French-transclusion comes under three other terms: object-infrastructure (form-structure) unity; French existentialism; and social science.

It is considered to be the building block of object-infrastructure unity.

French-transclusion contains transclusionISM; but is itself not transclusion.

by flightfacilities May 7, 2022