French welcome

When a French expat wants to move back to France, the government requirements are far greater than moving out.

When I go back to my country. I’ll get a French welcome

by CrispyKriz February 7, 2021

French shit

When a big turd kisses your cheek on the way out. Oft requires broader wiping.

I took a french shit just now, there's no wet wipes left

by Jcerrino August 20, 2024

French Press

When you have to get up to get toilet paper after you've already taken a massive or nasty shit.

He yelled and yelled for someone to bring him some toilet paper, butt nobody was home. He had to French Press it all the way upstair to get some.

by Maniconwords December 31, 2024

Sus bois (not wood in french) in… Prince Edward Island?

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Sus bois (not wood in french) in… Prince Edward Island? is sus

by Amogus boi July 9, 2021

French staple

When you're making out with your man and a fragment of the nail he had been chewing off his finger ends up in your mouth.

You know it's true love when you can handle getting a French staple.

He gave me a French staple. I think we're ready to take our relationship to the next level.

The honeymoon period is well and truly over. French staples are a common occurrence now.

by poshbum43 September 22, 2025

The French Claire

The French Claire is a girl who offers her services in 5 languages on the dark-web since 2016, she is used to spy and find informations about specific individual or a group of individuals on social media. She hides her identity under ''The French Claire'' a pretty young canadian girl who is stupid and sensitive, she once said ''You're not the best because you're able to show a lot of money, you're not the best because you can fight back everyone and you're not the best because you can scare some ignorant people. I am the best because no one can tell that I am doing something. They can call me poor, they can call me harmless, they can call me stupid, but me, I know I'm worst than all of them.'' Her services are expensive and the public doesn't have access to it. No one knows her BTC balance because she managed to hide it in other people accounts. If you ever meet that girl, you should be careful because there's 90% of chances that she have everything about you, even if she looks like an innocent girl. Take notes that she doesn't take care of personal and useless cases.

-I need informations about him but I can't get close to anyone in this group.
-Just ask The French Claire it's her job

by vlone#8976 July 9, 2020

Working on a french project

Working on a french project= french kissing someone

Origin: A story told by the American singer FLETCHER at the time of the release of her song "girls girls girls" about discovering her sexuality and interest in girls. In middle school she had to work on a french project with a girl in her class. One day the project partner suggested that they should "practice kissing so they know what to do with boys". From that point on they worked on practicing kissing instead on their french project.

Her fandom started using the term on twitter, because they are extremely lonely and desperately looking for gfs.

Who wants to work on a french project with me?
Dude it's so sad that no one is working on a french project with me right now.

by Honorary fletchlight October 10, 2021