French Popsicle

When pee freezes inside your urethra before it comes out. Your dick would probably fall off from frostbite if this were to occur. It's a popsicle, in your dick. A French popsicle.

"Hey Jimmy, don't you dare whip your dick out, it's like -40 degrees outside!"
"Hey bro I gotta GO! Ahhh shit, I got a French popsicle!"

by Yuckfu March 9, 2022

French Moon

When an ass stinks like garlic

I'll never do a 69 with her again after she reversed onto my face with a french moon

by ^^!$#@ February 18, 2022

French bashing

Anti-French sentiment in the United States has consisted of unfavorable estimations of the French government, culture, language or people of France by people in the United States of America spurred on by media and government leaders.

Ex. "In Trader's Compound, we don't like fr*nch people. French bashing going haaaard"

In Trader's Compound, we don't like fr*nch people. French bashing going haaaard

by NotAnth0AtAll March 10, 2024

french bush

French Bush: A woman with a very large pubic hair fro

Guy 1: Dude that girl had the biggest French Bush
Guy 2: ahhh No way not the french bush

by Broomstikccoochiegod17 January 26, 2024

tim hortans cappuchino french vanilla

the best thing you will ever taste in your life

tim hortans cappuchino french vanilla tastes so good

by fartniteletsgofartnitre lets g November 28, 2019

French fry

a secret code name for a crush

Damn French fry is looking fine asf today

by ASHTON.IRWINS.DICK March 10, 2017

french parking ticket

1) when you're making out with someone and they keep their mouth to closed to slip your tongue in.
2) when you go to slip your tongue in while making out and your partner bites or just closes their mouth to keep you out.

I was making out with Sabrina when all of a sudden she gave me a french parking ticket!

by MattsRight August 19, 2013