Alexander Meurs

Alexander Meurs aka (pip, 8-ball, hideos pip, sir yap-a-lot, thanos) is notoriously known for getting no butt. He prides himself on having a “thanos cock” but in reality he is rocking a 2 incher. Pip is also an online pimp, which he is proud of and is also his claim to fame. SMU’s social chair is also always broke, and love getting Mr. Beasted. Rumor has it that pip once got with 72 girls in one night (all 2s).

“Yea i heard alexander meurs has a thanos”

by Gounecmaster69 June 4, 2024

Alexable

When something is able to be controlled by Alexa or another voice smart home controller.

It took me 2 years to finally install that switch but the kitchen light is finally Alexable.

by ac3boy June 15, 2024

Alexander

The absolute funniest guy to be around. If you're ever in a bad mood, call up this guy. Not only will he make you smile, but he'll comfort you. Alexander doesn't always do everything directly so you have to look for those little things. Checking if you're hungry, getting you water, cracking a joke when he realizes you look down and stopping the jokes when he knows you just need a hug. He doesn't think very highly of himself and I wish he did. I mean he's like the coolest guy I know. He doesn't have to change anything about himself, and he's one of the best friends I've ever had.

Alexander? Oh yeah I know him, coolest dude ever...and his hair? DAYMN!

by littlegreenmushroom July 15, 2024

alexa courtney

A homie hopper who is stupid and says slurs. Also has a poopy butt.

-Michael

Man i hate getting called the n-word by alexa courtney, it hurts my feelings.
or

I hate when alexa courtney gets with my best friend after a 2 year 4 month relationship.

by I hate Alexa Courtney July 16, 2024

Alexander Oldham

Name, and English name after the town of oldham. Means Fat-fuck.

Hey looks it’s an Alexander oldham!

by Astrawire July 17, 2024

ALEXANDER

slow as shit at running

Alex your slow as shit and your ass shit
Alexander run faster you gronk

by 19838474y August 20, 2024

Alexsyn

Alexsyn is a force of nature, a vibrant blend of intelligence, creativity, and resilience that sets them apart in any crowd. With an innate ability to adapt and overcome challenges, they inspire everyone around them to aim higher and dream bigger. Their magnetic personality draws people in, while their sharp wit and compassionate heart keep them close. Alexsyn’s determination is unshakable, always pushing boundaries and breaking barriers to achieve their goals. Whether they’re leading a project, offering a listening ear, or embarking on a new adventure, Alexsyn leaves a lasting impression—a reminder that greatness is born from courage, kindness, and unrelenting drive.

Alexsyn is amazing .

by anonymous December 15, 2024