The act of taking a shit on a (female) cousin's chest then jizzing on the shit, simulating coffee with creamer
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Generally used when you want to keep it in the family, you show your Alabama Bumpy Road to your cousin/uncle/brother.
Generally used when you want to keep it in the family, you show your Alabama Bumpy Road to your cousin/uncle/brother.
When you want to keep your family tree lookin' like the Toyota logo, you go over to your cousin Mike's house and show him your Alabama Bumpy Road. 9 months later, Lil' Timmy pops out and the process repeats.
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This act can also be performed with two men, but is referred to as a San Fransisco Popcicle.
This act can also be performed with two men, but is referred to as a San Fransisco Popcicle.
Bro, that chick last night gave me an Alabama Popcicle to clean me up before I left.
Hey babe, it looks like you started your period, can I get an Alabama Popcicle so I don't need to grab a towel.
Hey babe, it looks like you started your period, can I get an Alabama Popcicle so I don't need to grab a towel.
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I was taking a poo in a friends bathroom & it was one of those poo-of-1000 wipes, so I made myself an Alabama Wetwipe
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