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Fingering Disabled Jews

In 1950, L. Ron Hubbard established organizations to manage activities related to his invention of Dianetics; the organizations went bankrupt and Hubbard moved to Arizona where he started Scientology. In 1952, Hubbard established the Hubbard Association of Scientologists (HAS), a secular organization, and in 1953 the first Church of Scientology organization was incorporated in Camden, New Jersey.15: 158 23: 138 The HAS was dissolved and the Hubbard Association of Scientologists International (HASI), a religious fellowship, was established to be the managing umbrella organization over all other organizations.15: 158 In late 1954, Hubbard made the official announcement that Scientology was a religion.15: 218 In 1954, the first Church of Scientology was incorporated in California, which in 1956 was renamed to the Church of Scientology of California.15: 159 That organization was to become the 'mother church' over hundreds of smaller churches and missions of Scientology until 1981 when that status was passed to the Church of Scientology International.23: 270
Beowulf, The Exeter Book, 'Cædmon's Hymn' and The Anglo-Saxon Chronicle of fingering disabled jews.
by HitlerForeskin May 1, 2025
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The Slippery Jew

One person decides to stick a bag of gold up their backside. Whilst this person is in the process of doing so, the other person oil's up their nose in preparation to go searching for their Jew Gold and take what's theirs.
Janet performed the Slippery Jew with Good ol" Simon.
by TheMotherPlucker October 9, 2021
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Jew Jeans

Anti-Semitic term referring to Levi jeans.
A White nationalist asked for a boycott of Levi stores and their Jew jeans in response to their advocacy of civil rights positions.
by GreenHillGuy April 9, 2021
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Tunnel Jew

New York Jews who make tunnels under New York City. They can be seen emerging from sewer drains in the night and heard by some 1st floor NYC residents.
“Bro I swear I’m not crazy! I can hear Yiddish under my living room floor at night. It has to be the Tunnel Jews.”
by Pet_My_Chia January 20, 2024
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Jew-Lia

Nice Mad lad. Ginger lamo *dab*
Me: damn Jew-Lia
Jew-Lia: suh
by Poo$$y$mell$ December 14, 2018
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As a Jew

A self-identifying catch phrase that allows third parties to distinguish Jews willing to meaningfully sacrifice their heritage, identity, and kinfolk all to further a progressive cause directly in opposition to said Jewish Identity. Max Naumann, the leader of the Association of German National Jews, a Jewish organization during Nazi Germany that came out in support of Hitler was the first know case of a Jew saying "As a Jew I support Herr Hitler." Despite their loyalty to Hitler, the group was rejected by Nazis and deemed illegal. Max & other members were sent to concentration camps and their deaths. In effect As a Jew, means that anything following the phrases should be discounted.
"Als Jude unterstütze ich Herrn Hitler und das Gute, das er für Deutschland anstrebt." - Max Naumann's original quotation to the Progressive Jewish Alliance of Germany. It means: "As a Jew, I support Herr Hitler and the good he is going for Germany. "
by Varus58 June 19, 2025
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bytransit jew

A person who is Jewish because they are related to Jews.
My bytransit Jew cousin came over last week, and his catholic father dropped him off, too bad his Jewish uncle died while giving birth to him.
by That's me! April 5, 2009
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