pb & j

parking lot blow job

robbie really wished he could get a pb & j

by bananaberry December 11, 2008

j/p

Abbreviation: just pooping

A: What's up?
B: j/p

by Alex June 30, 2006

pb&j

pooping during your period.

"at least guys don't have to deal with pb&j every damn month."

by chloette July 28, 2008

Blow-J

see BJ

Hey, pass me a Blow-J, ya that's right, this ones real good.

by PatsyCleinFace June 14, 2004

Vlad J

extreamly gay russian, Who likes men and gay sex

vlad and ..sepher

by jes April 2, 2003

J-Time

When an individual needs to jackoff.

Mike- "Hey Sean, what time are you taking out Heather?
Sean- "Right now, but I have to squeeze in some J-Time before I pick her up."

by Dr. Patrick Bateman December 11, 2008

j/m

just masturbating.. or just masturbate

Lady: honey, taLk
Man: sorry babe, i'm j/m
Man: :-X oopz
Lady: hah! u're caught!

by SEXiiBiTCh69 January 28, 2004