dick too good

DTG is having Pennis soo good you genuinely scare girls away after sex

Yeah I was diagnosed wit dick too good since I was 16

by Mannyyy3x August 5, 2025

Dick Cheese

Someone named Richard who enjoys cheese.

I love Dick Cheese. I honestly must admit, Dick Cheese always turns me on.

by Kanye West's sexy uncle December 12, 2020

Brokeback Dick

Dick so good you just don't know how to quit it.

Generally this dick belongs to a fuckboi, situanship, side peice, or the emotionally unavailable.

Sexual chemistry is bomb and it fits jusssst right.

It bringith you ye multiple quakes of ye nethers.

Best experienced in reverse cow girl/boy.

"Girll he's my brokeback dick. Shits too good I just can't quit it."

by Sadiescandalous November 27, 2023

Soapy dick day

Your boyfriend or guy best friend has to send a soapy dick picture

Hey it’s Soapy dick day send a soapy dick picture

by Unknownsrose June 11, 2024

Big Dick Randy

A big black guy with a big dick, hence the name, who is said to have taken multiple kids' candy on Halloween.

On Halloween, there will be a nigga you going to take his pain. He's big and black he will take your candy that nigga's name is Big Dick Randy.

by TheForeverVirgin19375 August 30, 2025

Hold my dick

Phrase said to clergy when they try to molest you.

Priest: Hey, sweet boy. Wanna try something new?
Choir boy: Hold my dick, creep!

by armerlinsea April 17, 2022

dick down

Noun: a therapeutic act of penetrative intercourse in which the penetrating male assumes a physical position dominant enough to render his partner completely immobile, typically taking the over position in an over/under horizontal configuration ambiguous enough to initially suggest nothing more than an intention to cuddle, but eventually building to a fucking so goddamn hard and so goddamn good for so goddamn long that the penetrated partner – through a process similar to the churning of butter – is broken down into paste, then ash, and finally dust, before being reborn as an all-new, happier, healthier, much less mouthy version of who they had been prior to the dick down. (The shout of "Hallelujah, Jesus!" that traditionally concludes a dick down has led some scholars to suggest a possible link to what is referred to in some circles as "receiving the holy spirit," some going so far as to suggest that they are, in fact, one and the same event, the latter simply reflecting a more polite way to refer to the former in the presence of children.)

"You know what that mouthy little B needs, don't you?"

"Yes, mama. To receive the holy spirit."

"Don't you DARE use that language in my house! What that little B needs is a five-hour dick down, that's what that little B needs!"

"Yes, mama."

"Well what are you standing here for, then? GO DICK THAT LITTLE B DOWN! And pick me up a bottle of Pepsi on your way back. Did I say five hours? Two is fine. The small bottle, not the jug. And regular Pepsi, none of the other crazy ones. Pepsi has lost its G-D mind.

BOY, I SAID GO!"

by gwillikrz May 7, 2022