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Hummers Day Parade

The act of getting a hummer by more than one woman, (preferably 2 in most cases) where each woman places a testicle in their mouth and sucks on it like a baby with a pacifier.
Stoney: dude I was so close to having a legit 3-some last night.

Big Easy: let me guess, one didn’t want to bang?

Stoney: I didn’t bang either of them but they each pocketed one of my nuts in their dome piece and gargled away like it was a hummers day parade!
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 27, 2019
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National ‘Fuck Someone From Your Education’ Day

Celebrate april 17th by having sexual intercourse with someone that goes to the same school, universitet etc. as you.

The only limit is that they have to be attractive.
Hello math partner, do you want to have sex?

Yes of course, because it is National ‘Fuck Someone From Your Education’ Day!
by Urbandictionaryqueen123 April 9, 2021
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National Mohammad Day

You have to give money to every single person you know named Mohammad, but you don’t have to do it if your name is Mohammad
“Oh no it’s national Mohammad day, I have to give money to Mohammad now”
by Not Mohammad October 28, 2021
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National Murph Day

On the 12th of April and 8th of November people across the world celebrate all Murphy’s especially male as they are without a doubt the worlds greatest creations
Are you celebrating National Murph Day this year”. “ Yes I will kiss any Murphy I see”
by Derick1357pwexs April 11, 2019
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Beat a French day

On August 9th you can beat up any French person you see and the can't fight back
Oh did you know it's beat a French day today?
by TSK7 August 7, 2023
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Doox Day

Doox Day is about celebrating Godmodding and shit. It takes place on December 10th.
Oh boy I cannot wait for Doox Day
by DeezNutsMan124 November 17, 2021
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national kiss someone that has a name that starts with L day

give a kiss to a person that's name starts with an L
everyone stop talking about national kiss someone that has a name that starts with L day
by ummmidkmaybenot December 9, 2023
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