Donkey dick

A big ass 25 ounce beer that you chug. A big ass beer that will fade u tf up

Yo Brok can you pass me a donkey dick.

I’m going to shotgun this donkey dick.

by big tasty fuck ass June 10, 2020

Long Dicked

Someone that purposely either disrespects you or created a scheme to disrespect you.

Ezra really long dicked me when he kept my gun for a whole year.

by Joel the shoe cleaner. July 14, 2023

black dicking

Dipping your dick in ink to make it black. A type of sexual foreplay for white males.

"I dipped my dick in ink before we fucked"
"you mean you like black dicking"

by 12ab December 9, 2017

para-dick-trous

Having to perform hand jobs with both hands.

1. Hey Bob, what's with the hairy palms on BOTH hands, man?

Oh that, yah I'm para-dick-trous.

by Sparksitup July 8, 2012

coat hanger dick

When your dick is so heavily misshapen and curved it resembles the top of a coat hanger, even when it’s hard.

“Damn that dude had such a coat hanger dick, you can hang him in the closet.”

by Undeadgothbussy September 9, 2022

A dick

When you're too good on starwars battlefront and kill anyone in your way

He fucked me he's a dick

by SomeKidWithaLightsaber November 26, 2021

Dick Sick

Like homesick. But instead of home, dicks.

"Damn bitch, you dick sick!"

by Skankevich May 21, 2017