Dead dick

Being beyond deadass serious

Bro promise you’ll clean the kitchen today, I’m dead dick serious I will

by ShelbtheDon January 14, 2023

50 dick situation

A scenario that is beyond your control and past your capabilities of handling.

The kitchen caught on fire and the dog got out. It was a real 50 dick situation.

by Gibones March 22, 2019

Dick Eating

1. The act of being an unwanted hype-man 2. To replicate or mimic someone’s personality and/or appearance 3. Joining in a conversation unprompted and unrelated to your intent. 4. Being unnecessary in a situation seeking attention.

Skip Bayless is a notorious dick eater. Unprompted hate is often derived as Dick Eating

by Darth Abhorrent March 31, 2025

dinning on dick December

a tradition that at lest once in December you get your girl friend to suck dick for and halve a hour

dinning on dick December

by Coollinks November 3, 2020

My dick

Something your mum suck

My dick is something that your mum sucks

by …? June 7, 2022

Dick for dick's sake

When it would b easier to choose the nice response, but u choose the butthole one instead, just to b a jerk.

"I asked him to let me use an old notebook but he said no every time, just to b a dick for dick's sake."

by IcyStrawberry April 25, 2024

Diamond Dick

To hold a fundamentally rock solid stock, and continuing to do so for an extremely long time. Every time you consider selling it, you simply can’t because the tendies keep getting served.

Did you peep the fundies on MSFT? Oh yeah I had to diamond dick that years ago! DD4L

by Zeni June 28, 2021