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Your actual mom 

An even better come back
John- your bad
Jeff- well you mom
John- your actual mom
Your actual mom by Yourmm February 8, 2022

Your backpack's open.

You're walking around completely clueless while making a fool of yourself.
Your backpack's open. Your making a fool of yourself.

your mom 

Your mom is the first defense is sixth grade boy humor, it’s constantly overused and makes you question the sanity of society as a whole. Your mom is also commonly used by lesbians with no humor and are trying to be funny, yeah I’m talking to you.
Example 1
6th grade boy 1: guess who I did last night
6th grade boy 2: who?
6th grade boy 1: YOUR MOM!!! OOOOOOH
Random kid passing by: wtf?!

Example 2
Random person: hey wanna hang tonight

Lesbian with no humor: sorry can’t tonight I’m busy doing…
Random person: busy doing what?
Lesbian with no humor: YOUR MOM!! OOOOOH!!!
Random kid passing by: How do I keep hearing these conversations?!
your mom by Littlegaykid February 18, 2022

your nan is gay!

used when u cant hear someone and cant be bothered to ask them wtf they were on about.

my OC's using this word lol
Illie: Yo so basically i sent a bucket of creamy water to Turkey and Amazon delivered 4 vibrators to a South American chicken which gave birth to the entire earth which is why myths exist-
Draggy The Dragon: your nan is gay! shut up! no one cares!

your fine! 

stop being a dummy, your fine!