by veryuglycarrot November 22, 2022
Get the virginmug. A virgin atheist Is a bitch who shits on other people’s beliefs just so they can feel better about their 2 inch penis.
by Wall tree February 11, 2023
Get the virgin atheistmug. yo Joe: with all these funko-pops on yo shelves in yo mommas basement and terrabytes of only-fans-subscriptions on ya phone no wonder no bitch wanna fuck your weak broke ass and you still are a Virgin at 44
by bigboipete March 25, 2022
Get the Virginmug. When your dingle-dangle has entered a lady's coral garden, regardless of whether it does a happy-spew, you are no longer an innocent.
by TommyIsNotTommy March 3, 2018
Get the Loose your virginitymug. Guy 1: She told me she’s not gonna let a guy cum inside of her until she’s married..
Guy 2: Dude, she’s a creampie virgin!
Guy 2: Dude, she’s a creampie virgin!
by JMc$ March 12, 2025
Get the Creampie Virginmug. by Munchmommy March 27, 2024
Get the National lose your virginity daymug. A person who has not had sexual intercourse despite appearing to be physically and socially capable of doing so. This person might look good but struggle with communicating with the preferred sex or being unable to close the deal. This could be due to "putting the pussy on a pedestal" which makes it hard for guys to speak to girls.
Many good-looking guys who are well-groomed and take care of themselves are functioning virgins because they don't go out and take girls on dates or even attempt to introduce themselves to girls because they're afraid of rejection. An example would be like Gym-Bros
by Yobi Bear March 13, 2023
Get the Functioning Virginmug.