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Awkward Turtle

1.Hand sign for a turtle/a tortoise but with a thumb rotation in circle used in any "awkward" feeling.
2.Reddit's powermod Karen woman.
3.A micropenis exposed out of male's pants/underwear/shorts.
Awkward Turtle is so power hungry on Reddit, but she's lifeless in reality.
by Shiine-1 June 12, 2023
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reverse turtle neck

A reverse turtle neck is when you go in to get a vasectomy and they remove your foreskin and or one testicle.
“My dad went in for a vasectomy and they gave him a reverse turtle neck” (they took his foreskin)
by William J. Abernathy May 12, 2023
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turtle

When a girl tucks under her blankets while a guy has anal sex with her.
toddino: my girlfriend did the turtle with me last night and it's so fucking hot
lukey: omg bro lucky
by yourmotherishotxoxo May 17, 2023
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turtle sex

dinosaur sounds in movies are made by turtles having sex
brett: "yo bro you hear that dinosaur"
adam: "yea bro what about it"
brett: "that's turtle sex bro, they're fucking the shit out of each other"
adam: "oh my god bro i'm so turned on rn"
brett: "wanna fuck"
adam: "yes daddy"
by yourmotherishotxoxo May 17, 2023
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Turtle

by 2dixbt1psy August 15, 2023
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Turtle

A beautiful creature, more valuable than anything else in the history of the universe.
Alvin: Hey did you see that turtle?

Katy: OMG YEAHH its so beautiful and adorable!

Alvin: Save the turtles!!!
by GoatPawz August 28, 2023
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