smuck teams

1. unfair teams
2. josh w

Ugh, we lost but we had smuck teams! Josh was on our team!

by smuckteamsdefinitionknower April 28, 2023

Dilley Meme Team

Colloquially known as Power Bottoms For Trump. Due to their belief that the Log Cabin Republicans were insufficiently MAGA they formed their own Right Leaning Gay Voting Block

Donald Trump has higher support among the gay community thanks to the efforts of the Dilley Meme Team

by Cavebeater December 18, 2023

Seal Team 6

When 6 makes guys walk in a room and the first guys shoots cum at your head.

Laurie was waiting for her boyfriend to come in the room. Instead, she got the seal team 6 from his hockey team.

by Hockey Donkey January 6, 2018

team meeting

Smoke some chronic under the radar before an event of any kind

Floyd: We need to win this softball game to get the trophy, man.
Ray: I know, I suggest a team meeting before we play.
Floyd: Good idea. I will bring some Blue Dream and the one hitter.

by dontshitthebed January 19, 2024

Team

There is no team.

Hym "We're not a team. Being a member of a country doesn't make me beholden to you in some way and IF IT DOES then you should be on your way here with the payment for my input. You don't need to feel good about my success but you do need to pay for my labor. And if you have a team, fuck your team. Bitch. You niggas is trash."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2025

Team Chardonnay

The 2020’s version of the first wives club. The young Ex wives who always pose in the same 5 ladies across state at the camera boring pic. They take ambien and give each other horrible advise. Their sec move is the dead starfish. They roller for the finish on holidays and special occasions.

I was at lunch enjoying my day right up to the moment TEAM CHARDONNAY walked in. Three of them. They couldn’t text my ex-wife fast enough. Intentionally birches.

by HotROD July 24, 2025

Put the team on his back

Dj Moore

The bears offense had one player put the team on his back

by Ridicrob October 6, 2023