The Jet Life 

1) A hardcore New York Jet fan's way of living, eating, and breathing.

2) A blog about the New York Jets. (TheJetLife.blogspot.com)

I haven't taken my Revis jersey off in 3 weeks, I'm living The Jet Life.

The Jet Life by TheJetLife May 13, 2011

The Jersey Puff 

When a Jersey Guido feels intimidated by another man. He puffs up his body spreading his arms wide to appear bigger than he is. Much like a blow fish. This usually occurs after he has been drinking and his girl has the wandering eye.

Man! did you see the that Skinny guy do the jersey puff when his girl was eyeballing me?

The Jersey Puff by Jpants34 November 21, 2011

The Journey Into the Abyss of Mindfuck 

The musical orgasm that is the last couple of minutes of 'I Want You (She's So Heavy)' by the Beatles that concludes the first side of Abbey Road.

Quick, get me a tissue before the The Journey Into the Abyss of Mindfuck starts

The Journey Into the Abyss of Mindfuck by FergleMcMergle December 10, 2011

The John Daly 

A makeshift mixed drink: pour the desired amount/type of vodka into a can of Arizona's Arnold Palmer tea.

I like to get shmammered off a good John Daly.
The John Daly is yummy.

The John Daly by Daniel rehberger and bradystuv September 24, 2011

The Joker

When you apply period blood to both sides of your cheeks to make your appearance resemble that of Heath Ledger's character in the Batman series.

You can obtain the joker by using your fingers to smear on the blood or simply perform cunnilingus with vigor.

The Joker by John Hammond September 19, 2012

the JT 

This is a Jesse Turner creation (hence the JT) consisting of $5 champagne with a splash of the cheapest pink lemonade available! Good substitute for mimosas!

The JT is getting me bubbly as Fuck!

the JT by j_turn November 5, 2012

The Justin Beiber Effect

When a song or other business extension is used by Justin Beiber, and subsequently ruins it.

Justin Beiber announces Dubstep track, therefore, ruining most dub step for some people, subsequently 'The Justin Beiber Effect'

The Justin Beiber Effect by Jsee December 13, 2012