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cock toboggan

An extremely large and buoyant cock that is usually the entertainment at midget birthday parties instead of pony rides.
Hey you ugly sack of defective genes! It's your birthday, so you're the first one to get to ride the cock toboggan! Don't fall off!
by Johnny U. June 4, 2005
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Cock socket

A slang term for the female genitalia, describing their function in receiving the cock.
Toby: Last night I totally stuck it in Kim's cock socket.
Bryce: I like dudes.
by Kevin Raab June 18, 2008
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cock teaser

aka. False advertisement.
Definition 1:
Girls who dress skanky or revealing clothing but are not open about sex, disregarding whether or not they are interested in the guy.
This includes any peice of clothing exposing their cleavage, stomach, back, lingerie (especially g-string), and as much of their legs up to their thighs as possible(ie. mini skirt or short shorts).
ie. Forget about her, shes just a cock teaser. Don't waste your time.
by Intellectual Whore February 13, 2006
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cock magnet

its the wee early morning hours between 2 and 6am when the moon pulls from the earth causing your penis to erect itself in a manner like the tide in the ocean pulling it up and up and up and away
coc`ock/mag-net this morning my cock magnet accidently poked my G/Fs eye out oops
by tonedeath August 5, 2005
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teh cock

A phrase which encompasses all aspects of the male genetalia.
by Miss Behave November 9, 2003
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Cock Sucker

a girl/boy who enjoys sucking a guys dick, starting by gently licking the head of his cock and slowly swollowing more and more of his penis. slowly caressing his dick with their tounge and haveing it slide down their througt (sp?) until the guy climaxs and cums into their mouths. in that case the guy/girl can either spit out the cum or swallow it all down.
i'm a full on cock sucker, wanna get to know me?
i want to suck your cock all night long baby
by Tre's kinky sex slave September 5, 2005
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Cock-punch

closed-fist blow to the penis
These folks deserve a big cock-punch.
by Dave October 22, 2003
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