Free shit is something that you get for free without having to pay for it. Synonymous with just plain "free". Many people, however, get confused and think that some free shit is actually free just because they don't have to directly pay for it.
Example 1
Dude 1: This guy on street came up to me and gave me some free shit (pulls out a bag of weed)
Dude 2: Damn bro, just make sure its not laced with meth
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Example 2:
Woke barista: Education and healthcare are human rights, man! Matter fact, everything should be free including food! Vote Bernie!
Based zoomer: No such thing as free shit, bro. Someone always ends up paying for it.
Dude 1: This guy on street came up to me and gave me some free shit (pulls out a bag of weed)
Dude 2: Damn bro, just make sure its not laced with meth
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Example 2:
Woke barista: Education and healthcare are human rights, man! Matter fact, everything should be free including food! Vote Bernie!
Based zoomer: No such thing as free shit, bro. Someone always ends up paying for it.
by yourmomsboyfriend June 8, 2019
Get the free shit mug.1. phrase used when someone says something relatable about a struggle
2. also used to describe a time when somebody said something deep or "real"
3. Could be used as "on that real shit" to describe the authenticity of a person's actions
2. also used to describe a time when somebody said something deep or "real"
3. Could be used as "on that real shit" to describe the authenticity of a person's actions
1. "Man, the economy sucks."
"Right? On some real shit."
2. "We got high af the other night, and Joey started talking about how nothing is real and we all die in the end."
"Damn. Sounds like Joey was on some real shit."
3. No matter how famous he got, he never let it get to him. He stayed down-to-earth. He's still on that real shit."
"Right? On some real shit."
2. "We got high af the other night, and Joey started talking about how nothing is real and we all die in the end."
"Damn. Sounds like Joey was on some real shit."
3. No matter how famous he got, he never let it get to him. He stayed down-to-earth. He's still on that real shit."
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Get the No shit Sherlock mug.Verb phrase. To commit a serious faux pas when mingling with people completely outside your normal circle, especially when they're higher on the social ladder than you. From the caricature of a working class person getting confused by the extra piece of furniture in a better-off person's bathroom.
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Is used by most Germans to insult the way Americans do things.
such as, you may have heard the phrase
"Whats this American tv shit?"
such as when Animal face off hit animal planets tv network.
"What a kind of american TV shit....
A caribian marine shark from vs a hippo from Africa.
*with animation of them fighting*
the following comment was added
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A freshwater african hippo visit a caribian marine shark!
Must live in AMERICA to believe, that the world is so small and simple! "
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Al tho its not just the Germans who post statements like this.
it is also the middle east,Poland,Netherlands,iraq,china,Vietnam,Argentina, and partly the United Kingdom
The term is most used when something incredibly stupid is done by a American.
Is used by most Germans to insult the way Americans do things.
such as, you may have heard the phrase
"Whats this American tv shit?"
such as when Animal face off hit animal planets tv network.
"What a kind of american TV shit....
A caribian marine shark from vs a hippo from Africa.
*with animation of them fighting*
the following comment was added
#############################
A freshwater african hippo visit a caribian marine shark!
Must live in AMERICA to believe, that the world is so small and simple! "
###################################
Al tho its not just the Germans who post statements like this.
it is also the middle east,Poland,Netherlands,iraq,china,Vietnam,Argentina, and partly the United Kingdom
The term is most used when something incredibly stupid is done by a American.
Hank: dude i just sent you a link to my new video.
Suffery: Whats this stupid American shit?
Hank: its not stupid.
Suffery: you lit a firecracker in your mouth and it blew up..
Hank: got bored..
Suffery: Ugh stupid Americans.
Suffery: Whats this stupid American shit?
Hank: its not stupid.
Suffery: you lit a firecracker in your mouth and it blew up..
Hank: got bored..
Suffery: Ugh stupid Americans.
by Suffery July 5, 2009
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Get the shit fucker mug.When you have to crap, but can't get to a bathroom and you stand perfectly still, clenching. Then your body shakes briefly like you were standing in 20 below weather.
I had to dump at the concert but I didn't want to miss "Hammer Smashed Face", so I held it in and got a shit chill.
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