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Hamma Test

Full panel of tests for sexually transmitted diseases.
When you have sex with someone sketchy and your penis has pimples, you will need a hamma test
by Jdhogger April 22, 2025
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SC Test

SC Test in a sentence.
by Old School YC May 6, 2025
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Nigger-test

Testing if you can say the word 'nigger' somewhere, which is an indication you'll be allowed to say just about anything else.
"I'm only saying 'nigger' here to see if I will get banned. I don't actually hate black people nor am I racist."
"Reddit doesn't pass the nigger-test."
by alfebarn May 25, 2025
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Covid Test

Man she has such a big nose I had to give her a Covid test.
by THCxKing247 June 1, 2025
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Failover test

Something that software engineers tell their wives they have to do late at night but it’s really just an alibi to go out drinking with the boys.
I told Katie I had a failover test I had to do at work from seven pm till “hopefully not too late.” She bought it so now I can go out with the boys.
by Friends Show July 15, 2025
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Marshmallow test

A psychological experiment that measures a child’s ability to delay gratification. In the original test, children are given a choice: eat one marshmallow immediately or wait a short time to receive two. The results are thought to predict future self-control, success, and decision-making abilities.
The original Marshmallow Test showed how well kids could resist temptation, which some believe is an indicator of their future success.
by Emotional Cruiser November 24, 2025
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peternity test

Da DNA-based pipette-work dat you have da local lab perform to determine if yer un-neutered male four-footed companion "sowed his wild oats" wif da "fluffy little pumpkin" owned by da neighborhood gramma.
Besides meaning a "is yer cat or dog da daddy of my own lap-animal's unexpected litter?" investigation, da term "peternity test" can also sarcastically refer to a X-and-Y-chromosome check from which da results seem to take forever to get back.
by QuacksO December 3, 2025
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