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Simp

by clurtyx July 16, 2020
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Simp

A guy that chases girls all the time but rarely (if ever) succeeds. Typically stops making time for their friends in their quest for pussy. Believes in “hoes before bros”, rather than the opposite.
Guy 1: “Man, William Erwin is the biggest simp on Earth!”

Girl 1: “He asked me out even though I only talked to him twice!”
by TryhardSarv March 16, 2020
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Simp

•A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason .

•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .

•Camila
Camila is a simp
That’s something a simp would say

I am not a simp(that means you are a simp)
by SimpDestroyer April 1, 2020
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Simp

Hey look it’s a Brycen (simp)
by Billy bobsled January 23, 2020
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Simp

Half of the people who make definitions on this website.
Wow, half of the people on the urban dictionary are just people simping for their crush or whatever!
by FloorMatt9 April 20, 2022
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ain't no simp

The opposite of a simp. what did you expect idiot?
egirl: help i am hanging off a cliff

sugma: AIN'T NO SIMP
by Kasprin June 30, 2023
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simp

guy 1: "Tell me what's makin' you jump like that
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P
Then maybe you can be moving like me"
guy 2: wow i never knew thats what simp meant
guy 1: yes.
by p u p p y i s g a y October 14, 2020
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