shit stabber

The stabbing of one's shit by another man's erect genitalia via the exit pipe

Ste: "Chris can I poke your bum hole?"
Chris:"But you might stab some of my shit!"
Ste: "You didn't mind last time"
Chris:"I did - it got a bit messy"
Ste: "Shit sorry I thought you were asleep."

by Ste April 6, 2003

Shit List

A shit list is a mental list of things or poeple that have annoyed you recently. usually completed in a mental top 10 of annoyances for the most recent times and used as a public display of annoyance without offending people directly.

If some-one winds you up.. they have entered your shit list. It's a more polite way of telling them where they can get off.

You could tell them that they have entered at number 1 on your shit list.

Or.. "That's gotta be top 3 on my shit list"

by Aaron Tuckwell June 23, 2006

shit load of fuck

A creative phrase of exasperation most commonly used by the Angry Video Game Nerd

Why does this oak stake activate a magical orb, WOW!, What a shit load of fuck

by Taveon March 10, 2008

shit bitch

A new word now used to just simply say "Aw shit"

Kid1: yo what happened with yo test?
Kid2: i failed it man!
Kid1: How bad u failed it
Kid2: Shit bitch i got a 40

by bpu June 19, 2007

Shit Sandwich

A way of giving crappy news to someone.

The news is dressed up as, first a positive statement then the bad news, and then a positive statement to take the edge off things.

Hey man, I saw your Lovely Sister last night, shame she was being Spit Roasted by your Dad and his Bro, your Mum looked happy though....

by DDni September 17, 2005

Shit Jerky

The process of putting your shit in a food dehydrator and making beef jerkey out of your shit.

"Wow Mike, i really want to buy some beef jerky but it costs $5.95 a bag so i will make shit jerky out of the beef jerky i ate last night".

by Koch Master June 20, 2009

Shit in your cornflakes

an exclamation of a terrible time, a horrible ordeal

Dave: Hey John, get out of here, me and and Alyssa are about to have some of that whammy-jammy

John: I'm not trying to shit in your cornflakes here, but i'm watching a movie

by Tee Dubbz December 16, 2008