lady riding

when u pull a scratcher and take her home after a night on the town with the boyo's.

god that scratcher i was lady riding lastnite was a hound.

by ashtray257 October 10, 2006

Snail Ride

dump on a girls chest then T.F. her boobies

I was throat jousting my woman and it turned into a snail ride.

by Buff the Wood March 18, 2010

visor riding

when you riding in the truck and your friend is fucking drunk as shit and starts singin to the music and grabs to visor and starts banging his head like a fucking stupid ass.

beer+car= possible visor riding.

by depressed bitch March 23, 2003

Canadian Bus Ride

To be beheaded by a madman and have your head displayed to fellow passengers

"I'm just catching a ride from Edmonton to the circus in Winnipeg" said circus boy.

"Yeah, a Canadian bus ride" said madman holding a large knife

by Bill Greenwood September 03, 2008

magic carpet ride

The act of driving home while too intoxicated to remember driving home the next day.

I don't know how I got home last night, but my car is in the driveway, so I must have taken a magic carpet ride.

by Ryan Faircloth January 13, 2006

Texas Chain ride

Refers to an incedent in Texas 10 years ago when a mob chained a young black man to a pick up truck and dragged him to death.
Chaining anyone to a vehicle and dragging them.

You wanna go for a Texas Chain ride? Keep flappin' your gums.

by ghost37 April 21, 2009

Ride the White Horse

Using a Pad or Tampon during menstruation.

"No sex tonight, She's riding the white horse." "Ride the White horse"

by HASiJ2 September 29, 2017